My Doorman Is Tweeting?

According to a New York Magazine article the doormen of NYC are tweeting about the residences of their buildings. This has me a little upset yet I am very intrigued. I have come home all kinds of a mess and basically all my friends are messes. So the stories that they tweet about (if they are on twitter) must be very interesting. I don't know if I would be mad about their tweets. But if they are about me they better be amazing. They could even lie as long as they make their tweets about me scandalous and make me sound like I have an amazingly fabulous nyc life. It might be a little messy at times, but it makes for an interesting story, or "tweet."